The Swiss
Circle I Limbo

Hipsters
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Adam Corrolla
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

The network executives at 'E!'
Circle IV Rolling Weights

'Alpha' teens
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

George Bush
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Nerds with no sense of irony
Circle VII Burning Sands

Ann Coulter
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Celine Dion
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

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