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I haven't done a whit of homework. I'm at Mint Manor. We're going to Maryland tomorrow. I can't quite get straight what the occasion is... a convention? Something? But anyway, it's a road trip and a Goilfest.

A road trip during which I will be in the backseat of the car, Dramamined up and doing my homework.

"I hate homework," I said to Gina today.
"Everyone hates homework," she replied.
"Kitana doesn't," I whined.
"Kitana has a love-hate relationship with homework," Gina said. "Kitana is the wife, and homework is the abusive husband."

...

"I have to read Karl Marx," I complained.
"Poor thing," said Gina.
"Kitana is reading The Communist Manifesto for fun," I said.
"She's so smart," said Gina.
"She's a nerd," I said.
"Yes she is."
"I love nerds."
"Me too."

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