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I got a new band for my old, cracked Winnie-the-Pooh watch. It made me remember the joke that McCulloch told me that night in November of '99, after the webcast. He was chatting with me, being friendly and charming, which was disarming but apparently not unlike McCulloch, and he ruffled my hair, and pointed to my watch and said, "I know a joke about Winnie the Pooh! What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent?"

"What?"

"Show me the hunny!"

"Oh! Ha ha ha!" I said.

He ruffled my hair and walked away.

I suppose if I'm anything to the Kids in the Hall, I'm a grey-muzzled, overweight pet basset hound that they only see on holidays and special occasions. Sparky or Waffles... or Laetitia. Laetitia the basset hound.

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