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Christmas Update:

Where is my Muppet Family Christmas video?

It's not like I have tons of requirements. Yes, I have an unhealthy emotional attachment to seasonal traditions that is unshared by the rest of my family and friends. Yes, I must have a tree. Yes, I must have my Nutcracker. And yes, I must obsessively view (in ascending order of importance) How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Mickey's Christmas Carol, Pee-Wee's Christmas Special and A Muppet Family Christmas each year. Is that a lot to ask? I don't force everyone to watch Mixed Nuts and A Muppet Christmas Carol and Miracle on 34th Street and The Ref and Home Alone (shut up, it's a fine Christmas movie) every year, do I? Those are optional, rotating Christmas viewing possibilities. But I do demand my Muppet Family Christmas. I do.

So where is it? Who stole it, who hid it?

If I don't find it, Christmas IS ruined. I'm just warning you.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 3:05 AM | shower me with attention