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Where are they handing out rocket science degrees? I'm ready to collect mine. I left Mint Manor this afternoon with an unlimited one-month Metrocard, a PATH card containing one fare, and four dollars to pay for a video I was returning. I returned the video, paid the due, and descended into the subway to discover that my Metrocard had expired. After inserting every credit and ATM card that I have fruitlessly into the machine, rummaging my pockets and handbag (57¢!), and briefly considering and discarding the idea of jumping the turnstile, defeat was admitted and I hauled my ghetto ass into a taxi to be bailed out by my sister for more than ten times the cost of a subway ride.

I called back __ __ Press as soon as I got home. I start Wednesday.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 2:16 PM | shower me with attention