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Instead of being amused by the fact that Steph has succeeded in making me start paying attention to Domino's commercials, I am fixated by her latest entry, and specifically by her mentions of having a dog, which I had known but not dwelled upon, and being wracked with jealousy at that fact. And really, everyone who has a dog, but I was just thinking the other day that if I was half a good a writer as Steph I wouldn't suffer so much angst. Jeezum crow, please do not try to argue this point with me because you will fail. A writer and she owns a dog, and she is, by the by, two years younger than me. Just saying. Must stop making friends with people in the Goose camp.

I am now accepting applications for new friends. Only poorly spelled submissions will be considered. IQs in the triple digits need not apply.

Must see that Domino's commercial. I like it when people see long, brown hair and think of me. That pleases me.

Why are you in Tavie's head? 9:26 AM | shower me with attention